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- 治療頭痛
- A Cure for a Headache One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said， "Have you anything to cure a headache？" The chemist took a bottle from a shelf，held it under thegentle man's nose and took out th...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你熟悉的樂曲
- Something That You Know Rachmanin off was a very famous pianist and composer of music． He liked to tell this story about himself． "When I was a very small boy I once played at a party atthe home of a R...
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- 圖畫與文字
- Picture and Word "One picture is worth a thousand wods？" The fact is that one picture is rarely， if ever， worth a thousand words．Some are worth only one： money． Far from being worth more than words， picture...
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- 什么也沒有
- Nothing The letter was written by a father to his daughter： I'm using this time while I have nothing to do to let you know that I have nothing to say． People tend to look down at the word nothing and b...
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- 鄉村修辭課
- A Rural Lesson in Rhetoric Don't fire too high．Speak to men in language they understand．Ministers should remember not to fire over people's heads．Truth must be put in simple language,and illustra tedby...
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- 本地麻藥
- A Local Anesthetic One night an injured man came to the hospital where I am an anesthesiologist． The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thes...
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- 我們到站時，請告訴我。
- Tell Me When We Get There "Is this stop Bloomington?" an old lady asked the busdriver． "No, ma’am," the driver replied． "Well, please tell me when we get there," she requested． "I'll do that," promised...
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- 酒精流
- Alcohol Stream We know a gentleman who， after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way．"Toolittle blood in your alcohol stream．" 酒精流 我們認識一位先生，在一次查體之后...
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- 你停止打你妻子了嗎？
- Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？ A story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habituallyendeavoured to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies withlengthy...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 二十美元
- Twenty Dollars "I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20，" said thejudge． "I'll take the 20 dollars， Judge，" said the prisoner． 二十美元 “我要判你十天監禁或罰你二十美元。”法官說。 “我要二十美元，法官。...
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- 你要付錢的
- You Are Paying for It The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed，"Say， you're giving me a lot of bone there， aren't you？ ""Oh， no，I'm not，" answered the butcher．"You're...
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- 當希臘人遇到希臘人
- When Greek Meets Greek It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese； but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person， that I ever heard of， enjoys th...
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- 剃須刀販子
- The RazorSeller John Wolcot A fellow in a markettown, most musical, cried razors up and down, and offer'd twelve for eighteen pence： Which certainly seem'd wondrous cheap, And for the money quite a he...
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- 賄賂
- Bribery A Colonial, who had a case for damages impending at the Law Courts, inquired of his solicitor the name of the judge who would preside． "I expect it will be So and So," replied the solicitor. "...
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- 作偽證
- To Bear False Witness A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused．"Do you know the nature of an oath?" the prosecuting attorney roa...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 推銷
- Pushing Salesman："Yes, sir, of all our cars, this is the one we feelconfident and justified in pushing．" Prospective customer："That's no good to me．I want one to ride in．" 推銷 推銷員：“是的，先生，在我們所有...
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- 斯波俊
- Spurgeon More funny stories are told of Spurgeon than perhaps anygreat preacher．Here is a good one． He was called to the telephone by a friend who said： "Have you read this morning's paper?" "Yes" "Did...
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- 趁麻煩出現之前
- Before the Trouble Starts
A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，"Give me a drink before the
trouble starts．"
The barman was busy with other people， so he did not say anyth...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沃恩主教
- Bishop Vaughan Bishop Vaughan was a man of great hospitality， and onone occasion when a conference of world delegates was beingheld in London， he asked a number of native clergy to call onhim． Mrs． Vaug...
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- 理查德·培根爵士
- Sir Richard Bacon Sir Richard Bacon tells the following amusing story in "ANava1 Scrap Book"："On one occasion When my ancestor's husband was up country with his troops， dealing with someturbulent nativ...
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- 俄國皇帝
- The Emperor Of Russia The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor． A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation．He pulledout a...
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- 霍迦斯
- Hogarth The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture of "Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea"．A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he w...
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- 泰特大主教
- Archbishop Tait Tait had a terrible fear that he would be struck one day with paralysis． On one occasion he was dining at the Duke of Westminster's house and suddenly he became ghastly white． Laying do...
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- 溫斯頓·邱吉爾
- Winston Churchill A member of the House of Commons got up in a debateand said that Winston Churchill was evidently suffering from beriberi,as a sign of that disease was a swollen head． Afterwards Chur...
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- 威爾伯佛斯
- Wilberforce Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion, and his sister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery and Corruption Acts had not been framed in those days; consequently, the...
2019-01-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
