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- 英語幽默小故事 - Coffee Maker
- A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was so proud. He waited eagerly...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - It Doesn't Exist
- Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy question wrong."Jimmy," she asked, "Santa Cruz is...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - No Temper Tantrums On This Plane
- As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his fru...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Mommy's Washcloth
- There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, "It&#...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Easter Dress
- It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a pa...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Big Sissy
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in hi...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Over Your Heart
- The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him....
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Going To The Bathroom
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and th...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Is It Dead?
- One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - You Are Ugly
- Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - I Know The Truth
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Don't Kick
- The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the family's...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - My Father's The Best
- Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!"The second one said, "That's nothing...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Jimmy's Not Stupid
- Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.Little Jimmy stood up, alone.Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?""No," Ji...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Gifts For Your Teacher
- On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I kno...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Boondock Baby
- A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - I want to be six
- To Whom It May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower....
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Too much TV?????
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child:...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - First Operation
- Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for...
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- 英語幽默小故事 - Confused Child
- Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his...
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- 英語小笑話 - Sensory Perception
- A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden
their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety
of lifesavers and said, "Chi...
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- 英語小笑話 - I Know The Whole Truth
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by sayin...
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- 英語小笑話 - Productive Salesmanship
- The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship...
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- 英語小笑話 - Nice Words!
- One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your su...
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- 英語小笑話 - Reality and Imagination
- Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father.
Because the teacher was explaining in the class something about Reality and Imagination...
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