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- 英語幽默 -Airplane Conversation
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicke...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 -Asking Mommy
- Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don...
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- 英語幽默 -Mortgage Problems
- One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortga...
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- 英語幽默 -Problems In Maths
- Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, th...
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- 英語幽默 -Nice Children's Tale
- Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jum...
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- 英語幽默 -God's Creations
- Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make m...
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- 英語幽默 -Balcony Life
- Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neigh...
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- 英語幽默 -A Wet Whisper
- A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to...
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- 英語幽默 -Special Trick
- The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The gra...
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- 英語幽默 -Train Delay
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yo...
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- 英語幽默 -Sex Positions
- In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go
home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for
making sex."...
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- 英語幽默 -Name Game
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good j...
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- 英語幽默 -Innocent Girl
- A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But tha...
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- 英語幽默 -Childrens' Minds
- A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surpris...
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- 英語幽默 -Etiquette Lesson
- During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a...
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- 英語幽默 -First In Heaven
- Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl...
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- 英語幽默 -Horse Riding
- Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catc...
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- 英語幽默 -A Husband's Talking Role
- This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did...
2019-03-19 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默 -Plane Conversation
- A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicke...
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- 英語幽默 -Praying
- One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what th...
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- English Humor -Brave Cursing
- A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cursing." The 4-year-old nods h...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Humor -What Is Politics?
- A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's cal...
2019-03-18 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- English Humor -No Touching
- John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."
"You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossible. Here's a dime that sa...
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- English Humor -Cab Driver
- A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "wha...
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- English Humor -Johnny The Gambler
- Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and he was good at it. Eve...
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