英語(yǔ)幽默 -A Husband's Talking Role

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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years. His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

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