Make it nine months
"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient. "You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."
九個(gè)月吧
“克拉克先生，有個(gè)壞消息，你只有六個(gè)月可活了。”醫(yī)生告訴他的病人。
病人驚呆了。“六個(gè)月我不可能付清醫(yī)療費(fèi)。”
“好吧，”醫(yī)生說，“那就九個(gè)月吧。”
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