醫生的良丹妙藥--雙語幽默笑話
a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
病人跟醫生說：“醫生，請給我一些可以振奮、刺激、充滿斗志的藥。”
so the doctor said, "don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
醫生說：“別擔心，這個拿去，看到這張帳單以后，你要的這些就都會有了。”
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