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        “班”和“笨驢”

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        Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:"Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
        A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out the "c".

        Later Professor Laurie came along,and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the"l".

        “班”和“笨驢”

        格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知:“勞里教授今天不會他的班。”
        一個學生讀了通知后,擦掉了字母“c”。
        后來勞里教授來了,也想開開玩笑,他擦掉了字母“l”。

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