英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)87

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1.

I CAN GO HOME.

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home

earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

我可以回家了

一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說(shuō)："明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能首先回答我的問(wèn)題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。"第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問(wèn)："誰(shuí)涂的？請(qǐng)站起來(lái)！"鮑勃說(shuō)："先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)！"

2.

I WANT A NIGHTMARE

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.

想做壞夢(mèng)

在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋€(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。""不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。"媽媽答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說(shuō)。

3.

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.

Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."

"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."

"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

沒(méi)把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊！

麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。

"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說(shuō)。"我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。"

"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。"

"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，"有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。"

"對(duì)呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對(duì)。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，"但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"

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