每日一笑：(7.22)
bottle.
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty.
"Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of that was mine!"
"I know," said Tommy, "but I was thirsty, and as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it."
我的那半兒在瓶子的下面。
吉米和湯米騎自行車去森林里野餐。他們帶了一瓶檸檬水。在湯米準備食物的當兒，吉米去探險。當他回來后，發現瓶子空了。
“嗨！”他生氣得嚷，“這水有一半是我的！”
“我知道，”湯米說，“但是我非常渴，而且我的那一半在下面，所以我只好先把你的那半喝了才能喝到我的那一半呀。”
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