與火車比速度--雙語幽默笑話
traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
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