Go ahead. 英漢雙語笑話
英語笑話(一)
老師在黑板上寫了一句:Time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道:“湯姆是瑪麗。” 小明上英文課時跟老師說:May I go to the toilet?
老師說:Go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒,小明又跟老師說:May I go to the toilet?
老師說:Go ahead.
小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問:你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎么不去?
小明說:你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊!
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