那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事121：我剛剛把它給摔壞了
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
kate: mom,do you know what l'm going to give you for your birthday ？
覬特：媽媽，你知道我要送你一件什么生日禮物嗎？
mom：no，honey，what？
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？
kate：a nice teapot．
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
mom:but i've got a nice teapot.
媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
kate: no,you haven't.1've just dropped it.
凱特：不，你沒有。我剛剛把它給摔壞了。
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