那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事122：誰的爸爸是最強壯的
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
whose father was the stronger
誰的爸爸是最強壯的
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. will said,"Well,you know the Pacific ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
維爾和比爾為誰的爸爸更強壯而爭吵不休。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎？那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well ,that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"
比爾不屑地說：“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎？那是我爸爸打死的。”
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