那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事123：如果我是一名經理

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If I am a manager
如果我是一名經理

One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - lf I Am a Manager.
有一天在課堂上，老師要同學們以¨如果我是一名經理¨為題寫一篇作文。

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

“I am waiting for my secretary,n was the boy's answer.
“我在等我的秘書”，男生答道

單詞＆詞組

guidepost 路標，路牌
perfume 香味，芳香，香水
grip 緊握，緊夾
irs kind offitting 理應如此。
assign 分配，指派
composition 寫作，作文，成分，合成物
secretary 秘書，書記，部長，大臣

知道不知道

a dead sea apple=apple of Sodom，源自<圣約·舊約·創世紀>。據載，所多瑪( Sodom)是古代死海(Dead Sea)附近的城市。由于那里的居民罪孽深重，上帝降天火焚毀所多瑪后，在焦土上長出了蘋果樹，結出的果子外觀誘人，但一摘就冒煙成灰。所以，apple of Sodom就被用來喻指¨華而不實，徒有虛表的東西”。

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