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        1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
        你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?
        2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
        我希望夢(mèng)想著你夢(mèng)想中的夢(mèng)想,但是如果你夢(mèng)想著女巫的夢(mèng)想,我就不想夢(mèng)想著你夢(mèng)想中的夢(mèng)想。
        3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
        我叫喊,你叫喊,我們都喊著要冰淇淋!
        4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
        如果一個(gè)好的廚師能做小甜餅,那么他能做多少小甜餅?zāi)兀恳粋€(gè)好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
        5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
        這個(gè)司機(jī)喝醉了,他把醫(yī)生的車開進(jìn)了一個(gè)大深溝里。
        6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
        無論是晴天或是陰天。 無論是冷或是暖, 不管喜歡與否,我們都要經(jīng)受風(fēng)霜雨露。
        7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
        彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒?
        8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
        我有一種想法,但是我的這種想法不是我曾經(jīng)想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經(jīng)想到的想法,我就不會(huì)想那么多了。
        9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts, With barest wrists and stoutest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
        霧蒙蒙,冰霜凍, 手腕兒空空,話兒涌, 只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸, 直說自己把鬼碰。
        10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
        巴德明在臺(tái)球上能夠打敗比爾,但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明。
        11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
        貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面。
        12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
        當(dāng)里爾登讀評(píng)論時(shí),麗塔重復(fù)里爾登背誦的東西。
        13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
        沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去。
        14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
        五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰(zhàn)艦上自由的飄揚(yáng)。
        15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
        像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚,就不需要點(diǎn)一盞夜燈,因?yàn)槊髁恋囊篃粢矔?huì)變得微弱。
        17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
        一位和氣的農(nóng)民養(yǎng)了一只伶俐的野雞,而且這位和氣的農(nóng)民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時(shí)光。
        18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
        如果裁紙機(jī)能裁紙的話,一個(gè)裁紙機(jī)能裁多少?gòu)埣埬兀?br />19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
        西先生有一個(gè)鋸,薩先生有一個(gè)秋千。現(xiàn)在在薩先生看見西先生之前,西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。
        20. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
        如果你非常相要好的風(fēng)箏和精彩的表演,就去買一只漂亮的,靈巧的風(fēng)箏吧。
        21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
        特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞,所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了。
        22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
        一個(gè)名叫費(fèi)希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個(gè)星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚,結(jié)果他民現(xiàn)他的漁網(wǎng)上有一個(gè)大裂口。
        23. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
        在結(jié)束對(duì)一家工廠的滅火戰(zhàn)斗以后,弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個(gè)消防隊(duì)員朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯?xiàng)l)
        24.A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
        一只大黑蟲咬了一只大黑熊,使大黑熊流血了。

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