恭喜你！
"I'd like you to come right over，" a man phoned an un dertaker，"and supervise the burial of my poor， departed wife．"
"Your wife！" gasped the undertaker．"Didn't I bury hertwo years ago？"
"You don't understand，" said the man．"You see I mar ried again．"
"Oh，" said the undertaker．"Congratulations！"
恭喜你！
“我要你馬上來，”一個人打電話給殯儀館老板：“來主持我可憐的、已故的妻子的葬禮。”
“你妻子！”殯儀館老板喘著氣說。“兩年前我不是把她埋了嗎？”
“你不知道，”那個人說：“我后來又結(jié)婚了。”
“噢，”殯儀館老板說。“恭喜你！”
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