雙語 笑話 健康趣談
健康趣談
Funny Health Quotes - Funny Quotes about Health
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of civilization!
My father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon.
Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.
----讀有關健康的書籍要小心，你可能死于印刷錯誤。
----有一天健康狂熱者會發現自己很愚蠢，當他們躺在醫院里一無所獲地死去。
----肌肉來了又走，肥肉卻堅持到了最后。
----我的醫生最近告訴我慢跑可以增加我的壽命，我想他是對的，因為我已經覺得自己得到了十年（老了十歲）。
----如果我知道我會活那么久，我應試好好照顧我的身體。
----好象我們一直在吃錯誤的東西----自從進入了文明社會。
----我父親在我十幾歲的時候死于癌癥，那時候癌癥還不那么流行。
----為什么我能保持健康和少年時的英俊，很簡單，我喝年輕的逃亡者的血。
----新的研究結果表明，婚姻美滿的女人得心血管疾病的可能性要小于未婚女人，所以，單身女人，不要再為自己操心了，你們不會活太久的。
----嚴重的疾病都不會打擾我太久，因為我是個很不好客的主人。
----我不慢跑，如果要死的話，我希望死于疾病。
----他們告訴你最健康的食物是哪兩樣？是雞和魚----那你應該怎樣做？把兩樣合并起來----吃企鵝。
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