外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹302：骨灰(中英)
Here' s a true story related to me by my mother, which she says happened to one of her neighbors in a Venezuelan oil camp in the 50’s:It seems that a certain woman kept the ashes of her dearly departed father in a silver box on a table. One day，after not having looked at her "father" for a long time, she opened the box and was horrified to discover it was nearly empty! Furious, she accosted the maid and demanded to know," have you touched this box'?" Whereupon the maid protested "I didn’t think you’d mind! After all，it’s very poor duality snuff.”
這是我媽媽給我講的一個真實的故事。故事發生在50年代的委內委瑞拉油田，她的一個鄰居的家里。有一個女人一直都留著自己已故的親愛父親的骨灰，并把它放進一個銀盒子里擺在桌子上。一天，由于很久都沒看看自己的“爸爸”了，她便打開了盒子，卻驚奇地發現盒子里面是空的二她吼來了女傭，想知道到底是怎么回事，‘你碰過這個盒子嗎?”女傭辯解道:“我不知道你會生氣，說真的，那鼻煙的質量可真差。”
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