那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事170：中間戰術
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Midway tactics
中間戰術
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.
三個互相搶生意的商店老板在一個購物中心里租用了毗鄰的店鋪。
Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Salel" and "Super Bargainsl"
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價！”“特便宜！”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashedl" and¨Fantastic Discountsl"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated,"ENTRANCE"
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大削價！”“超折扣！”中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處“。
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