外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹294：后悔(中英)

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Little George was his dad asked him why.

一天喬治哭了，他爸爸問他怎么了。

“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

“我丟了五便士。”喬治哭著說。

"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

“沒關(guān)系。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”

At which George howled louder that ever.

但喬治哭得比以前更響了。

"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

“這是怎么了?”爸爸問。

"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

“我后悔剛才沒說丟了十便士。”

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