外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹113：業余愛好(中英)
On my first day of law school at den Paul university in Chicago，our professor instructed us to write down our name, phone number and hobbies, he explained that he wanted the information so he could notify us of any changes in class time or assignments.
我在芝加哥德保羅大學法學院上學的第一天，教授讓我們寫下自己的姓名，電話號碼和業余愛好。他解釋說他想了解這些信息，這樣萬一上課的時間有變動或者有什么作業，他就可以通知我們。
"So why do you want our hobbies?" one student asked.
“那么你為什么要知道我們的業余愛好呢?”一名學生問道。
"I'll give these sheets back to you at the end of the year,” he said. "This way you can remember what you used to do when you had free time.”
“我會在這一學年結束時將這些東西還給你們。”他說，“這樣你們就能想起過去有空閑的時間都曾做些什么。”
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