英漢雙語笑話：Persistance 纏住不放

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returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"

"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."

undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"

纏住不放

丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔？”

“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”

莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那么，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢？”

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