108.Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
Notes:
(1 ) be good at 擅長于
(2) copper n. 銅
(3) expectfully adv.期待地
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① What is the mother good at?
A. seizing every chance to educate her son.
B. learning new things.
C. doing electric work.
D. doing house work.
② How old is her son?
A. two years old
B. three years old
C. four years old
D. five years old
③ What did she show to her son one day?
A. a plug
B. copper
C. two holes
D. her nose
④ What did the woman want her son to know?
A. to know about electricity
B. to know about copper
C. to know how to use a plug
D. to know about nose
⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?
A. in nose
B. in anything with two holes
C. in water
D. in a car
108.插在何處
一位母親十分善于利用每一個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個插頭對兒子說：“看，這里有兩個銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個孔的地方。你說它應該插在哪兒呢？”母親期待著兒子的回答。
“插在鼻子里！”兒子回答說。
練習參考答案：
①A②B③A④C⑤A
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