現在怎么辦
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
兩個新澤西獵人在林子里，有一個突然摔倒在地，看起來沒了呼吸，翻白眼了。另一個掏出手機呼叫急救中心。他上氣不接下氣地對接線員說：
“我朋友死了！我該怎么辦？”
接線員用鎮定安慰的語氣說：“別慌，我有辦法。首先，咱確定一下他真死了。”
安靜了片刻，接著聽見一聲槍響。電話里又傳來那男人的聲音，他說：“確定了，現在怎么辦？”
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