一個壞印象
A Bad Impression
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, “You left something behind in the compartment！” Then he closed the window again.
The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, “What did I leave behind？”
As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, “A very bad impression！”
一個壞印象
有六個人搭乘火車旅行，坐在同一車箱內。其中五個很安靜，也很規矩。但第六個是個粗魯的年輕人，給其他乘客招惹了許多麻煩。
最后，這位年輕人在一個車站帶著兩個沉重的皮箱下了車。沒有一個旅客幫他的忙。有個人一直等到這位粗魯的年輕人走得很遠了，才打開窗戶，對著他大聲喊：“你把東西留在車廂里了！”然后，又把窗戶關了起來。
年輕人轉過身子，拎著兩個沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆趕了回來。他轉回來時，顯得非常疲倦，對著窗戶大聲喊：“我把什么東西留在車上了？”
當火車再次啟動時，叫他回來的旅客打開窗戶說：“一個極壞的印象！”
英語 幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/71943.html
相關文章
-
一位前臺小姐的八級英語?。。?/a>
前臺小姐：“hello.”你好 老外：“hi.”嗨 前臺小姐：“you have what thing？”你有什么事？ 老外：“can you speak english？”你能講英語嗎？ 前臺小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” 如...
2018-12-04 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：a real pool party真正的泳池派對（雙語）
stingy?! shut up with all your negativity! this is a pool of water ... so i don't wanna hear another word about this not being a real pool party!小氣? !不要流露出負面情緒!這是一個水池…...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
Police Joke(1)
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down，the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. A...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Honey Boo Boo 甜心波波（雙語）
and here's a new show with honey boo boo!這有個甜心波波的新展演god, why are you testing me like this!?天啊，你為什么像這樣測試我！？if the book of job took place in our time如果《圣經約伯書》發生在...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？ 媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧...
2018-11-30 英語笑話 -
英語笑話笑死人不償命20: 許個愿吧 (雙語)
Make a Wish許個愿吧！Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會經過一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
我敢保證他一定告訴您我超速了
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my...
2018-12-05 英語笑話
