主人印象中的副校長--雙語幽默笑話
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
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