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        雙語:排隊看《阿凡達》時聽到的十句爆笑對話

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        美國的脫口秀節目向來毒辣,什么社會熱點都不會放過,更不要說《阿凡達》這樣的大熱。這不,david letterman就在節目上亂侃這部驚世科幻大片,真是讓人笑掉了大牙。

          10. what a coincidence! i couldn’t find a woman to go with me either!

          太巧了啊!我也找不到女人陪我看這部電影誒!

          (小編:怎么?就中國女影迷多嘛?)

          9. if i wear my 3-d glasses over my 2-d glasses, can i see in 5-d?

          如果我在我的2d眼鏡上加戴一副3d的,那我是不是該看到5d的啊?

          (小編:數學真好啊……)

          8. it’s nice that they didn’t overhype this thing

          難得都沒怎么太炒作的。

          (小編:這還沒炒作?!)

          7. last time i saw blue creatures for three hours, i drank too much nyquil

          上回連續三個小時看到藍色生物,還是晚間感冒藥喝多的時候咧。

          (小編:老外喝感冒藥咳嗽藥水什么的都會上癮過量產生幻覺。)

          6. it’s set in the year 2154 when america finally passes a health care bill

          據說是拍2154年的事兒,那不是美國好不容易通過了醫改法案的時候么。

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