英漢雙語笑話：慎重許愿
be careful what you wish for
a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.
next, it was the husband's turn. he paused for a moment, then said shyly, "well, i'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
the fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was ninety.
慎重許愿
一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯！”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。“呯！”，他變成了90歲。
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