不過(guò)沒(méi)什么關(guān)系。
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.
A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: “Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?”
“Yes, but it doesn’t really matter. It didn’t hurt at all.”
“Oh, no, it isn’t that. I only want to make sure that this a my row.”
在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來(lái)，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問(wèn)坐在首位的那位男士道：“對(duì)不起，請(qǐng)問(wèn)我剛才出去的時(shí)候是踩著你的腳嗎？”
“是的，不過(guò)沒(méi)什么關(guān)系，一點(diǎn)也不疼。”
“噢，不，我不是這個(gè)意思。我只是想確認(rèn)一下這是不是我的那排位子。”
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