外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹169：瘋人院(中英)
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”
一天深夜，在瘋人院里一個患者大喊:“我是拿破侖。”
Another one said, "How do you know?"
另一個病人說:“你是怎么知道的?”
The first inmate said, "God told me!”
“是上帝告訴我的。”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not !”
這時隔壁的一個聲音說:“我可沒有告訴他!”
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