英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Frugal 如此節儉（中英雙語）
5.Frugal
5.如此節儉
Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.
成倫考特太太非常節儉.她丈夫死后去問報社，登一條訃告需要多少錢?
"Two dollars for five words. "
“八個字，兩美元。，
"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."
“我登三個字多少錢?’她問:"Willencot過世。”
"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."
“兩美元是最少的費用，你還可以加五個字。”
Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."
威倫考特太太想了一會兒，說:“賣卡迪拉克。”
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