那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事58：他長得真像你
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
He looks just like you
他長得真像你
We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us. "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents. ""No, he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking. " "So what do you say to the others ? I asked. "He looks just like you. "
我們帶著剛出生的兒子到兒科醫生那里去做第一次健康檢查。做完檢查之后醫生對我們說：你們的孩子很好看。 我笑著說：“我想你對所有剛做爸爸媽媽的人都這么說。”他回答說：“不，我只是對長得真的好看的孩子的父母才這么講。”我問：“那你對其他人怎么說呢？”“他長的真像你。”
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