那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事59：我是麗莎，能為您做什么？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
This is Lisa. Can I help you?
我是麗莎，能為您做什么？
As customer-service reps,we hear a beep telling us a custome's on the line, and we're on. We repeat the same phrases so often that we can do the job in our sleep. One day a co-worker had heart surgery. In her anasthstized stupor following her operation, she heard the beep of the heart monitor and groggily said, "This is Lisa. Can I help you?"
作為顧客服務代表，當我們聽到“嘀”的一聲就知道有一個顧客在電話線上，我們就上線。我們反反復復講那幾句同樣的話，以至睡著了也能講。有一天，一個同事做心臟手術。在手術之后，她仍然處于麻藥的昏睡之中。聽到心電監護儀發出的“嘀嘀"聲，她虛弱地說：“我是麗莎，能為您做什么？”
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/7007.html
相關文章
-
趣味圖片英語笑話：Emma 艾瑪（雙語）
Emma, can you help dad get out of bed?艾瑪,你能幫爸爸起床嗎?Mom needs some help in the toilet, honey!媽媽在廁所需要一些幫助,親愛的!When the present development among first-time parents escala...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
Elderly Joke(19)
Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren……all boys. The kids always wanted to play‘’war，‘’and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game....
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Airport security 機場安檢（雙語）
are you insane!this bottle might be a deadly bomb capable of killing hundreds of people!so i'll throw it in this wastebasket right next to me ...你瘋了！這個瓶子可能是個致命的炸彈能炸死成白上千...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
他們就會發現我的四顆金牙
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
趣味英語：超級委婉的老板
One of the most tactful men he ever knew”，a California manufacturer says，“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He calle...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹268：我自己過去(中英)
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.從前，有一個地主是個既不會讀也不會寫的文盲，但他卻偏要在人前裝作很有學問。One...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
He is really somebody
He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemeter...
2019-01-20 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精91：A Bad Impression一個壞印象（英漢雙語笑話）
91 .A Bad Impression91.一個壞印象Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved，but the sixth was a rude young man wh...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
Kid Joke(23)
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class，“If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church，would I get into Heaven？” “No！”the children a...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:First Grade
A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher. Well， his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son， "I was a freshman in college be...
2018-12-26 英語笑話
