他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：你為什么不喊救命當你的手表被搶的時候？
男人：如果我張嘴，他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
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