英語笑話：我可以回家了
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*)……
Now i can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students,"Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier."The next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked,"Who did it?Please stand up！""It' s me,"said Bob,"Now,I can go home,Good－bye,Sir!"
我可以回家了一天，放學以后，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問：“誰涂的？請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見。”
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