讓他去睡衣柜臺吧
Manager: “I can’t do a thing with Jones. I’ve had him in three departments, and he dozes all day.”
Proprietor: “Put him at the pajama counter, and fasten a card on him with these words: ‘Our pajamas are of such superior quality that even the man who sells them can not keep awake.’”
經理：我不想讓瓊斯繼續干下去了。我已經把他換了3個部門，但他仍然天天上班打瞌睡。
老板：讓他去睡衣柜臺吧，在他身上貼一張卡片，上面寫：我們睡衣的質量太好了以至于售貨員都睡著了。
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