Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
中文：
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
注釋：
watch是指專注地看著某人或某物的動作，指觀看，常用于看電視、看比賽、看某人進行某種活動等，一般用于看連續的過程；而look是指將視線放在某人或某物之上，常用來提醒別人注意某人或某種正在發生的情況，一般是看一個畫面。
：第八號當鋪
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