外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹246：預(yù)言(中英)
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.
鄰家的男子每次向羅賓遜家走來的時候，羅賓遜就知道他一定是又要來借什么東西了。
"He won't get away with it this time,” muttered Robinson to his wife.
“這次他別想把這個借走。”羅賓遜朝他的妻子小聲嘟嚷到。
"Er, I wonder if you’d be using your power一saw this morning,“the neighbor began.
“嗯，我不知道你今天早上用不用這把電動鋸?”鄰居又開始周旋了。
"oh, I’m terribly sorry," said Robinson with a smug look，"but the fact of the matter is , I' 11 be using it all day.”
“噢，真是太抱歉了，”羅賓遜看卜去很得意地說，“事實(shí)上是我要用上一整天。”
"In that case，”said the neighbor,“you won' t be using your golf clubs，mind if I borrow them?"
“如果那樣的話，”鄰居說:“你一定不會用你的高爾夫球桿了，你不介意把它借給我吧?”
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