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        英語笑話:只有斑點(diǎn)

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            導(dǎo)語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學(xué)到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

          Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.

          Doctor: Have you seen an optician?

          Patient: No, just spots.

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