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        Man Vs. Woman Joke(24)

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          A man sees a beautiful woman. Approaching her,and in his coolest Barry White tone says:“If good looks where a minute,you would be an hour”

          The woman looks deep into the man‘s eyes and in her sexiest voice replies:“If good looks were within your reach,you wouldn’t have any arms.”

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