彼此竭盡全力--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
"professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."
學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺(jué)得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the lowest grade i'm allowed to give."
老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了！”
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