世界上最好的銷售人員。
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales-man in the World. Top Pay."
" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."
He went into the building and spoke to the manager.
"I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job. "
"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.
"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.
"Good."
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .
"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.“
"That's easy," Harry said.
He took the box of candy and left the office.
Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy.
He couldn't sell one.
The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.
At the end of the week he went back to the manager.
"I'm sorry, sir, " he said," I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.”
"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"
"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, " Harry said.
哈里在櫥窗上看到一則廣告。它說：“希望。世界上最好的銷售人員。最高支付。”“我是一個(gè)很棒的推銷員。”哈利告訴自己“我可以銷售任何東西。我去應(yīng)聘這份工作。”他走進(jìn)大樓和經(jīng)理說話。“我是世界上最好的推銷員，”他說。”給我的工作。”“你必須證明你是最好的，”經(jīng)理說。“我會(huì)通過你給我的每一次考驗(yàn)。”哈利告訴他。很好。經(jīng)理從桌子里拿出一盒糖果。“上周，我買了一千箱這種糖果。如果你能賣他們?cè)诒局芙Y(jié)束前，你可以工作。”“這很簡單，”哈利說。他把一盒糖果離開了辦公室。每天從早到晚，他從商店購物，想賣的糖果盒。他不能賣。糖果質(zhì)量太差，他甚至不能給它了。在本周他回到經(jīng)理結(jié)束。“對(duì)不起，先生，”他說，“我搞錯(cuò)了。我不是世界上最好的推銷員，但我知道是誰。”“哦，”經(jīng)理說。“誰啊。“誰賣給你一千這種糖果盒的人，”哈里說。
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