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        An Indonesian man aged 23 years old who was suspected of having infected by avian flu virus died at 22:50 pm local time on January 7, an official said here on Monday.

        Dr. Dien Emawati, M Kes., head of Health Department at the Province of Jakarta, said that the patient was suspected of being infected by the virus as he was sick following the death of one of his pigeon a week before.

        一個男孩哭著對他的母親說,“他們都取笑我。他們說我有個大腦袋。”“別聽他們的,”他母親說,“你有一個美麗的頭。別哭了,去商店買二十磅的西紅柿吧。”“購物袋在哪兒?”“我沒有兜子,用你的帽子。

          
           

           

           

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