小的那塊就你自己想要的
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
一天，比爾和湯姆下館子吃飯。服務員剛把兩塊牛排端上來，比爾就立馬把大的那塊給拿走了。
湯姆不樂意了：“啥時候你才能懂點禮貌啊？”
比爾：“要讓你先挑的話，你會拿哪塊？”
湯姆：“小的那塊，肯定的嘛。”
比爾：“那你還裹什么刺兒呀？小的那塊就你自己想要的，沒錯吧？”
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