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        Sinopec (SNP) Hebei branch on Sunday responded to an allegation over the Internet that the company spent 130,000 yuan (US$20,390) on its employees' business cards in 2009, saying the evidence for the claim has been altered.

        The allegation, first reported by Beijing Times, came from a web poster claiming to be an insider at the company. The anonymous person said the Chinese oil giant purchased 500 packages of business cards at 260 yuan (US$41) per.

        The person also attached the photocopy of a receipt as evidence of the allegation.

        一個年輕人在超市里買一些東西走的時候,他注意到一位老婦人跟著他。“原諒我,”她說。”我很抱歉我一直盯著你讓你感覺不舒服。這只是你看起來就像我的兒子,他最近去世了。”“我很抱歉,”年輕人回答說,“有什么我可以為你做的嗎?”“是的,”她說,“當我離開的時候,你會說“再見,媽媽?”它會讓我感覺非常好。”“當然,”年輕人回答道。當老太太離開的時候,他喊,“再見,媽媽!”然后,當他走到收銀臺,他看到他的總數(shù)是127美元。”怎么會呢?”他問。”我只買了一點東西!”店員回答,“你的媽媽說你幫她付錢。”

               

                                

            

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