The Looney Bin

瘋人院

Late one night at the insane asylum ,one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me! " /> 91欧美精品成人综合在线观看,久久国产视频网,每日更新在线观看av

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        The Looney Bin

        瘋人院

        Late one night at the insane asylum ,one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice  from another room shouted, "I did not!"

          一天晚上,在瘋人院里,一個病人說:"我是拿破侖!"另一個說:"你怎么知道?"第一個人說:"上帝對我說的!"一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:"我沒說!"


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