可你這也不是真坦克呀
Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn't real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply, continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money.”
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn't a real tank, either.”
吉米走進店里，拿起一架玩具坦克，塞給店老板假錢，就往外走。
店老板立馬對他說：“等等，小孩，這不是真錢。”小吉米沒答話，繼續往外走。老板又說了一遍，而吉米還是沒收住腳步。
老板第三回叫住他：“不好意思，小伙子，你這可不是真錢哦。”
吉米瞧了眼手里的坦克，又瞧了眼店老板，最后說了句話：“可你這也不是真坦克呀。”
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