那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事125：給我一塊錢
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Give me a dollar
給我一塊錢
Son: Dad, give me a dims.
兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
Father: Son, don't you think you*re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了嗎，？
Son: I guess you're right,Dad,give me a dollar, will you?
兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？
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