英語幽默笑話30秒Unit43：Answer the Iron 接聽熨斗 (雙語)
Answer the Iron
接聽熨斗
A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
有一個人走進他的辦公室，他的兩個耳朵都包扎了繃帶。
The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"
老板說：“你的耳朵怎么啦？”
He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.
他說：“昨天電話響的時候，我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無意閭就把熨斗拿來接聽。
The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"
老板說：“ 嗯，好吧，那解釋了一個耳朵，可是你的另一個耳朵又是怎么一回事呀？”
He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"
他說：“嗯，哎呀！我得打電給醫生嘛！”
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