外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹05：小妹妹(中英)
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?
保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?
Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個新生的小妹妹。現在他該認為我又在跟他學了。
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